Cookie Fight!

Here's how this works. Everyone's trying to get the cookie, so they're hiding it and people are discovering it. I'll start it off.

I make a batch of cookies and donate them to the Salvation Army.

I take some of them and throw it in a dumpster.

I see someone dumpster-diving and they go in there and get the cookie for me!

Then you find them all in bits because of me!!! Hahahahaha!!

I glue the cookies bac together and send them to China!

I go to China and get them. And throw it somewhere in the oceans....

I dive down, get the cookies, and throw them into a volcanoe!

I go into the volcano get the cookies & send them to Mexico for the pigs to eat

But they aren't there because I already threw them into a volcanoe in the previous post!

I somehow find the cookie and put it in a planet so far away, that it would take you 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 centuries to get there.

I happen to be hiding on that planet, so I grab the cookie, and go back to Earth in my ship that flies 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 centuries per minute. Once I get to Earth, I go to Tokyo and throw the cookie into Godzilla's hand. (If you don't know who godzilla is, he's a huge monster that destroys everything.)

Before it lands on his hand, I take it & disintigrate the cookie into dust & give half to a farm in Mexico, & the other half I bury it in Auschwitz

I get it right before you do that and give it to a monkey.

The monkey refuses to eat it & I do what I said in my previous post

I get the cookie and throw it into a black hole!

You can't get it because I already disintigrated it in one of my previous posts

I somehow get the cookie and give it to a Rockmonster.